Come, Clarence, Come, by Amory McKeever

His boss sent his job overseas
The bank pulled the house

From underneath

When she took the kids to aunt Bernice

And left him there begging

Down on his knees

He ate two barrels of sweet relief

Singing

Come, Clarence, Come

Come, Clarence, Come

Our bells are ringing

If you want the wings

And we just need your help for once

She was a beautiful being

Made him a home, gave everything

But when it was a baby

That she couldn't bring

He betrayed their bedroom

With a younger fling

So she went down the road

And across the street

Sank in a bath of sweet relief

Singing

Come, Clarence, Come

Come, Clarence, Come

Our bells are ringing

If you want the wings

And we just need your help for once

Another night with nothing to eat

A refugee with worn out feet

When the rebels come from the east

To rip her to pieces

If she doesn't believe

She'll play another game

Of hide and seek

Scream her lungs to the west

for sweet relief

Singing

Come, Clarence, Come

Come, Clarence, Come

Our bells are ringing

If you want the wings

And we just need your help for once

It's not that we wish we weren't born

We just wish we were born for more

That we weren't just staying alive

That we had a wonderful life