When the devourer came for his next meal
a common man made him a deal
To save his lover Shalla-Bal
and his planet from it's curtain call
The man would serve the titan well
and act as his own dinner's bell
He'd soar the universe near and far
for planets to eat like caviar
The titan agreed to this arrangement
and took the man as his new agent
The man was given enormous power
the kind that makes green monsters cower
After leading his lord to many planets
filled with energy, even organics
This herald who had proved his worth
stumbled upon a tiny blue Earth
The noble citizens who resided there
reminded the man of the home he spared
So the man rebelled against his king
and stood prepared to lose everything
Fought mightily with cosmic thunder
to keep the Earth from being torn asunder
Some fantastic heroes came to his aid
and soon the ravager became dismayed
After saving the Earth from certain disaster
the man was banished here by his master
Though still one of the most powerful beings
he searches now for deeper meaning
Protecting the galaxy from deadly threats
trying to make up for all his regrets
That human condition seems so familiar
even to an alien covered in silver







